Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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