Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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