I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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