i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
