Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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