i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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