yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Houston, we have a squirter
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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