Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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