I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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