i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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