So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
