The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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