I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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