Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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