i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
honey bunches of taint.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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