Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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