Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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