..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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