I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
