Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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