only if we run a train.
done.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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