it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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