ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Congratulations! We have a period
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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