Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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