so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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