Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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