He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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