got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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