Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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