We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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