.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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