is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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