it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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