I'm drive I can fine osifer
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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