Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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