I bet he comes in French.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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