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(818): View more from California

I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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(480): View more from Arizona

My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.

(1-480): View more from Arizona

Do I even want to know?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.

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(850): View more from Florida

I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?

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(979): View more from Texas

A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

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(650): View more from California

Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.

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(916): View more from California

Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.

(714): View more from California

just follow your vagina

(916): View more from California

Quote of the day.

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(513): View more from Ohio

let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.

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