So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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