is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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