some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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