I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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