Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
