..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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