Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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