he puts the penis in happiness.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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