I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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