don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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