Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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