Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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