Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We have started to decorate penises.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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