normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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