i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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