his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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