maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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